plonk

Spam, plonked.

The guy spraying his crypto site into six channels gets timed out before the seventh. Your regulars never hear from it.

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The rap sheet

What gets you plonked

Six offenses. One matcher that tracking junk, mobile domains, and short links can't fool.

001

Spraying the same link across channels

The classic advertiser move, and the reason plonk exists. Same link, second channel, inside the window: instant timeout.

!!timeout, on the spot
002

Reposting the same link on cooldown

Posting it once is sharing. Posting it again twenty minutes later is a campaign.

!adds heat
003

Blowing the self-promo limit

Designate promo channels with /plonk promo add. One link per half hour there, configurable. Everywhere else has a generous flood limit normal humans don’t hit.

!adds heat
004

Coordinated link raids

Three or more accounts pushing the same link in a short window is not a coincidence. Heat stacks across the pile-on; the ladder ends it with a kick.

!!!escalates to kick
005

Dropping foreign server invites

Your own vanity invite and allowlisted partners pass. Everything else goes on the record.

!adds heat
006

Phishing and scam links

Matched against continuously-updated scam-domain feeds. No heat buildup, no warning, no second chance. Message deleted, user gone for a day.

!!!24h timeout, on sight
The ladder

Heat builds. Punishment follows.

Every offense adds heat; heat decays, so grudges don't last. Repeat offenders climb faster: each new timeout doubles the last one. And when someone gets plonked, their spray gets deleted from every channel it landed in.

Watch-only first

It watches before it acts

New servers start in monitor mode. plonk runs the full detection engine and posts exactly what it would have done to your mod channel. Nobody gets punished.

When a week of would-haves looks right, flip the switch: /plonk mode enforce. Trusted roles and channels are exempt from the start.

Every embed (monitor or live) carries one-click Pardon, Timeout 24h, and Ban buttons so you can act without leaving the log channel.

MONITOR would have: timeout 1h · @freenitro_max
link.crossChannelDupe · heat 0 → 60
MONITOR would have: delete · @keyboard_kid
link.rateExceeded · #self-promo · heat 25
> /plonk mode enforce
No setup, one command

Ready to plonk?

Invite it, point it at a mod channel, let it watch.
The spammers find out later.

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